Wednesday Lee Friday
06 July 2009 @ 09:36 am
Like most people I know, I think US drug policy is stupid. Prevention and treatment services are routinely cut (or never funded in the first place) in order to fund law enforcement's clever idea to stop drug abuse: putting people in prison. Right. Because as Goodfellas and Oz have taught us, there are no drugs whatsoever available to inmates in prison.

Admittedly I have my own prejudices about drugs and people who use them. I can't stand drunk people, and have much difficulty not judging adult alcoholics. I could go one all day about how pot is less harmful to one's body (and society at large) than alcohol or cigarettes. Also more cost effective in many cases. In the grand scheme of things, pot is not so bad. But cocaine? Dangerous. Addictive. Ruins your body after routine use. I can recite various kinds of propaganda I've seen as a kid in school: septums that totally disintegrated, for example. Gross. Obviously, cocaine is terrible while pot is mostly okay. Sounds reasonable, right? Wrong.

Turns out, WHO (the world health organization, in case you live under a rock) totally buried a report that illustrates the following:

1. Moderate cocaine use is not particularly hard on the body. Like pot, it's risks are less serious than those associated with booze and cigs.

2. Cocaine is not always physically addictive.

3. Jailing users and sellers has little, if any, effect on use overall.

4. The real answer to problem drug users is intervention and treatment, not incarceration.

The findings here are surprising, to me at least. Much more surprising and upsetting is the fact that WHO would bury a valid report because of politics. Their job is to get factual information that will then allow policy makers to make good decisions on how to improve our handling of such things. Hiding that information cheats everyone in the whole world out of the intelligent discourse that should be taking place.

But that's not all. Why bury the report? Why pretend to care about stemming drug use while not doing all you can to stop it. When was the last time an anti-pot-smoking ad actually made sense to you? All this crap about frying pans and anti-drugs and the whole just-say-no nonsense that had actually increased use among teens. I've seen enough funny, intelligent, effective commercials for products that I know they could do better if they tried. So why aren't they trying for real?

Seriously, I'm asking. Somebody, somewhere must want people to use drugs. Like TIVO, it's one of the luxuries that kept the masses from rising up against the government. If you have a better reason, I shall be only to glad to hear it.

I was going to post about my own experiences with anti-drug propaganda, how nobody ever told me the REAL consequences of rampant pot smoking, and how the DEA says they only target big dealers when 95% of all arrests are for possession of less than an ounce. I can't though, as I must leave for work. I'm tired and I have a long day (and long week actually) ahead. Toodles!
 
 
Color Me: drained
Background Noise: Weird Al: Polka Party
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
Seriously, does anybody know what the fuck she is trying to say?

I understand the following:
I'm stepping down as governor.
I'm transferring authority to the LT Governor.
That transfer will take place at the end of the month.
Trig is awesome (tacit: don't forget, abortion is bad).


But that's really about all she said. The rest was a jumble of mumble.
Don't believe me? See for yourself.



Honestly? I think this portends a huge scandal about to break.
I also think she wanted to wait for Daily Show/Colbert to go on hiatus.
I hear she's really sensitive about comedians doing bits about her.

In other news, I think I'm going to save up and buy a pair of Nike shoes. I haven't had any sneakers since the Great Shoe Throwing-out Disaster of 2003 and think it's high time I got some...for sneaking. I figure as long as I'm getting sneakers, I might as well get a good pair. Nike really does lead the world in foot-to-ground technology. Basically they design the most comfortable and supportive shoes in the world, then everyone copies them. I've recently learned that you can customize Nikes now, just like Converse. So yeah, I'm gonna save up and get a pair. The pair for me is $120 plus shipping. Not bad, considering they'll be incredibly comfy and last for years. It's not like I'm gonna grow outta them.

I was going to make fun of the guy who is now marketing Blessed Christian table Salt because he was so offended by the idea of Kosher salt. I was looking for the link where they sell it, but could only find site after site of people making fun of it. Then I came across this. I guess I knew there were many Christians who are offended by even the suggestion that it's okay to not believe exactly as they do. I did not know how serious they were about pretending they are an oppressed minority.

Newsflash people: vocal disagreement is not "bashing." Bashing is say, denying people basic human rights because you don't approve of who they want to fuck. Bashing is persecuting or prosecuting people who don't believe in the same invisible man in the sky as you. Bashing is jailing and torturing people because you're afraid of them. Bashing is shooting a man in the heart because you wish he didn't do his job.
Christianity is a choice, Homosexuality is not. Get over it, already.
 
 
Color Me: indescribable
Background Noise: Fiona Apple
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
02 July 2009 @ 08:07 pm
In animal news, some stupid jackass in Florida let his python escape and it killed a little girl. Honestly, that's a crime so ridiculous it almost feels like they're using the snake to cover up a deliberate murder. What fucking moron doesn't know how to keep a snake from escaping? Oh right, the kind who shouldn't have one in the first place. In Florida, you need a permit to house a snake. Presumably, so you'll learn how to care for it properly. This asshat didn't bother to get one. Plus, when he saw the snake on the girl, he yelled at and stabbed it to get it off her. Here's the thing, if you read even one book on amateur herping, it will tell you that snakes have no pain sensors, and cannot hear sound in the air. So say again: Jackass.

Speaking of jackassery, H sent me a would be funny if it weren't so fucking sad vid of a 911 call where a guy felt "robbed" by a McDonalds. I have to say, both the guy and the 911 operators handled this badly. The caller should have been less of a stupid, selfish, immature, douchebag. The 911 op should have given the caller the non-emergency number. He didn't. Honestly, I've called 911 for non-life-threatening-emergencies because I didn't know the non-emergency number. Say, an enraged customer who has not threatened bodily harm, but whom I still want the fuck out of my store. Not a true emergency, but I've no time to go looking up numbers. Anyway, the biggest problem with this kind of behavior is that it's often cited when something like this happens.

In better news, I finished the third draft of Kiss Me Like You Love Me which, as I mentioned, is not based on anyone I know in real life. Seems to be some confusion on that, so I'm clearing it up once again. Anyway, it's perilously close to being done. Mmmmm...done.
 
 
Color Me: cynical
Background Noise: Last Night's Colbert
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
As I mentioned earlier, my left hand kept falling asleep for no reason. After a few weeks, my right hand was doing it also. Then, I almost dropped an empty glass. Did some half assed internet research, which led me to think I was developing carpal tunnel syndrome. The internets were vague and contradictory (go figure, right?) so I went to the doc. Then yesterday, I woke up with the room spinning (shut up, I haven't had a alcoholic drink since the middle of May) so badly I couldn't get out of bed. Yikes, right?

Happily, I got to see the "good doctor" at the clinic. She was very patient and informative even as I asked a whole bunch of questions. She did a few tests and said I do have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. While it can progress to the point where one needs surgery, I don't appear to be nearly that far along. I ordered some wrist braces, and will be taking steps to make some ergonomic adjustments to my work and home computing stations. I'm also going to get one of those finger exercisers they have at my work.
As for the balance issue, she called it "non specific vertigo" which is fancy doctor talk for being dizzy. So I was diagnosed with dizziness. Symptom? Dizziness. Yes, and salt tastes salty. I get it. Anyway, more water and ear candles seems to be the way to go there. Plus there's a tilty exercise I can do.

For some reason, I really need to talk about a FOX "news" story. I was hipped to it by [info]jeffpalmatier. Apparently "critics" have a problem with a new Burger King ad. I notice that a lot of people seem to have problems with BK ads. Too sexy apparently, because they might potentially make someone think about sex. I have many, many points I'd like to make about this:

1. I find it annoying that FOX doesn't admit that they find the ad offensive. They merely point out that other people find it offensive. But people finding things offensive is not actually news. Nor is there a standardized barometer for offensiveness. It's fairly subjective. So why report it if you don't agree with it? I presume this is because it's often considered judgmental to go around finding offense in absolutely everything. I know a guy who does that and I get so sick of hearing him judge people, as if one is somehow morally superior or more socially aware because they take offense more easily and more often than average.

2. I don't think the ad is overtly sex oriented. But so what if it is? Certainly children are not going to look at that ad and think it's about oral sex. If I had not seen it in this context, I wouldn't have thought of that. And my sense of humor can be totally juvenile. I still giggle whenever spotted dick is mentioned. (If you click on the spotted dick Wiki, be sure to note the story about a hospital menu changing it to "spotted richard" then changing it back.)

3. It's a sandwich. Presumably, she's going to take a bite out of it. That's what you do with sandwiches (usually with less lipstick). Traditionally, that is NOT how one performs oral sex (lipstick ok).

4. Regardless of the intent, this is very much an eye-of-the-beholder situation. The question then becomes: how far should we go to ban or restrict things that might make someone think about sex? While their inventory does seem to be of high quality, I'd rather not be mandated to shop here.

5. Is it morally incorrect to seek to inspire sex feelings about non-sex products? "This is objectionable because it's outrageously exaggerating the pleasure of Burger King. It's not that good, even as food, and therefore nowhere near as gratifying as an orgasm." --Mark Miller Well, I guess he's got me there.
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Tonight's dinner shall be pasta salad with veggies and solid white albacore out of a can. My secret? A jar of tamed jalapeno peppers. I also use the english cukes so you can eat the skin even in the off season. Plus, lots and lots of tomatoes and some yellow capsecum. Yum!
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
29 June 2009 @ 12:48 am
Got to finish watching DayWatch, which is the sequel to the excellent Russian films NightWatch. I was pretty surprised at how much I liked it. I found both of these films more difficult to follow than an average American horror film--if indeed you'd call this film horror. It's got action and drama, romance and the supernatural. There's a lot going on, and it's all very involved. In the end, the two films fit together nicely and I was very glad I watched. So if you dug NightWatch, by all means catch the sequel.

[info]uterdic brought over the DVD of that Dr Horrible thing by Joss Whedon. You may remember that it basically made the internet blow up in crazy fandamonium when it came out. Having finally seen it, I can see why. Very creative, clever and funny. Plus Neil Patrick Harris totally has a Chris Masterson thing going on.

Hooked myself up with the new content for Scene it! BOS for the Xbox. It has 800 new questions, a new game mode, and was pretty cheap, about $7. I'm a fan of downloadable content to begin with, and this one was just excellent. We've also been exploring the wide world of vintage games for download. We played a bit of Sonic 3 which was originally for Sega. LOL, Sega...

There's a guy: [info]flemco who did the excellent cover design for my first novel. Happily, I was able to get him to do the book I'm working on now as well. He has a ballsy and entertaining journal of his own. He's written some short stories that I love. While I have purchased his first novel, I haven't read it yet. I'm on a moratorium from reading until I finish this manuscript. Anyway, he hipped his readers to the the most ingenious, hilarious and potentially offensive "gag gift" I've ever heard of. And I honestly can think of a few people who deserve it. So be sure to feast your disbelieving peepers on that.

Not completely sure why THIS creepy fucking thing disturbs me so much. Probably because she looks like a corpse. Anyway, you can move her with your arrow if she gets stuck, which she does occasionally.

Finally, since all the internet information I'm reading on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is vague and contradictory, I've decided to go ahead and call the doc. Not really in the mood to be diagnosed with a new syndrome. But since I spend such an absurd amount of time at a keyboard (all day at work, all night at home), wrist braces should have been a consideration for me long ago. My understanding is that if I get on this right away it'll be easier to deal with. Let's hope so.
 
 
Color Me: restless
Background Noise: SNL: why don't they show the GOOD ones?
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
26 June 2009 @ 05:50 pm
Sagittarius (current week) :

A guy I barely know critiqued me at a party recently. "You haven't suffered enough to feel intense passion," he said. "Your life has been too happy, too easy." I didn't want to get into a debate about whether my life has been too happy and easy, so in my reply I didn't mention my divorce or the time I was shot or the grueling poverty I endured for 18 years. "So you're saying," I told him, "that suffering is the only way you can acquire passion? I don't agree. Have you ever raised a child? Have you ever been in love with someone who incited you to make radical changes in your life? Have you ever worked on a creation for many years and then submitted it to be judged by thousands of people? I have." I'm letting you know about this, Sagittarius, because I predict you'll soon be offered an experience like those I named -- adventures that have the potential to build intense passion without requiring you to suffer.

Speaking of things that are just fucking incredible, have you heard that scientists have captured images of memory being made inside a brain??? I've been pondering lately about how some scientists devote their lives to work that improves the daily lives of humanity at large. Simple concept, yes. But when I see it in real life in the guise of say, [info]thehula, I am in awe of the ability to parlay study and knowledge into practical applications and experiments that ultimately make the lives of strangers better. So many jobs revolve around non-essential products and services that people purchase rather than on something that creates lasting benefits for humanity at large. Not really a judgment call on people with sucky, unimportant jobs. Just an observation.

In other news, my left hand keeps going numb for no reason. I'll be slapping a brace on my wrist as soon as H wakes up. I have one left over from when I used to be a cashier at Whole Foods.

EDIT: I can't find my damn wrist brace. Now I have to buy one, maybe two. Plus, BOTH hands are falling asleep for no reason. I suppose it could have something to do with my being on a computer for 75% of my waking hours. :-/
 
 
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Color Me: thinky
Background Noise: Cat Stevens: My Lady D'Urbanville
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
26 June 2009 @ 02:10 am
I'm up late tonight dicking around on the internets, trying in vain to get away from the constant influx of horrible news. I was looking around on Facebook and inadvertently came across a chick I used to work with, who I call The Evil Witch. She's a witch, and she's evil. (You have to specify that because most witches are good.) She actually made one of the necklaces (my natal astrological chart, in necklace form) I wear--it took me many months of cleansing and spellwork to get all the Evil off it.

Some tangenty background, read only if you like WTF kind of things. ) I googled her and found that she did a book review for some Christian book written by a guy she knows. I clicked over to the book on Amazon to check it out.

Here's the crazy part:
The author has commented on EVERY negative review, even arguing with the reviewers. There do not appear to be any discussions on the five-star reviews. He even gives people shit for using screen names--on the internets! As I fancy myself a writer, I am both amused and appalled. I've been very lucky thusfar in that no one has left me a truly shitty review anywhere. I didn't love the three and a half stars (out of five) I got from Withersin Magazine but I still thanked them for taking the time to review me. And when their editor posted the reviews on Amazon as only THREE stars even, I didn't say a word. It just seemed petty to complain about half a star, even though I did feel some annoyance about it. I figured if I was going to be a writer, that was something I just had to accept.

It would never occur to me to confront a stranger about his or her taste in books, especially my own books. I do know of one person who strongly disliked my first book and I don't even think she finished it. She's a straight laced conservative chick, not really my target audience. As she bought the first book and didn't like it, I gave her a freebie of my next book. She enjoyed it and thanked me by posting a nice Amazon review.

Seriously though, leave it to a "devout Christian" to tell a stranger that their feelings about something intensely personal are "wrong" or "incorrect." The nerve! And then to throw out what I'm sure Christians must call "the S bomb." Telling a Christian they're Satan because you disagree with them appears to equate with the secular "once you call someone Hitler, you've pretty much destroyed any hope you had of appearing rational" theory.

Then again, maybe I'm just being a judgmental jerk about this.
People who see disagreement as personal insult bug the hell out of me in the first place.
Whenever a famous person reacts badly to critics, they usually come off looking like a crybaby jerk.
Look at Sarah Palin for crissake. She wants to be the Commander in Chief but cries to the press because Obama won't do anything about the mean old bloggers who keep picking on her children. Oh NOES!1!

I'd love some input from you writers, artists, movie makers, and others of you out there who produce things which are experienced viscerally. Ever confront someone who didn't like your work? Why or why not?
 
 
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Color Me: amused
Background Noise: Shel Silverstein: Quaaludes Again
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
I could use a refresher course in the five stages of grief.

I was pretty bummed to see that Farrah Fawcett had died. In addition to being iconically beautiful (if skinny blondes are your thing, I mean) she starred in the amazing and powerful The Burning Bed. It totally opened people's eyes about some of the realities of domestic violence. I also really respected how publicly and openly she addressed her own illness when she got sick. Even though this is a total cliche, I find it brave to put yourself out there like that. It really does help people to know they aren't alone. Plus, Logan's Run is wicked awesome. ;-]

Our internet was out for the last 3 hours of my shift at work today. So I was already home when I found out that The King of Pop had died. Honestly, it never really occurred to me that he could die. Yes, he's a human being and all, but Michael Jackson is SO iconic that he almost seems like a mythical figure. I mean, even Santa Claus shows up at the local mall every now and again. MJ was even more elusive and the things people said about him were sometimes...well, fucking crazy. I never believed that he molested children, he was always far too much like a child himself. I also think it's more likely that he was completely asexual.
I can totally recall hearing a rumor that he slept in some kind of hyperbaric chamber and thinking "Hmmm...that's kind of weird, but he's super rich, those guys are crazy." When I heard he had basically his own zoo and amusement park of his own, I thought that was kind of odd, but still basically believable. There were rumors of him going into space, being best buddies with Brooke Shields and Emmanuel Lewis, all totally accepted as fact even though it sounded incredible. But in the early 90's when a woman came forward and said Michael Jackson got her pregnant, not one single person I knew believed it, not for a second. I find a great and hilarious irony in that.
I've never been what you'd call a huge MJ fan. I owned Thriller when it came out, and listened to most of his popular stuff from the Jackson 5 onward through, I guess Bad. I enjoyed most of his danceable stuff, and especially liked that he never said No to Weird Al Yankovic. Fifty is pretty young to die. Older than many people, I suppose, but still...he kept the fact that he was sick basically a secret. It was hard to tell if he was sick for real or if it was just another crazy Michael Jackson rumor. Time will tell I guess.

Anyway, here's Lego Thriller.
Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that my posting of this YouTube in no way endorses a belief in the occult. My rampant Paganism does that just fine by itself. ;-]

 
 
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Color Me: shocked
Background Noise: Thriller album, duh.
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
I've mentioned several times that I, unlike almost every horror (and especially zombie-horror) fan in the known universe, I do not care for the Evil Dead movies. None of them. Many people have tried to convince me otherwise, noting the quaintly small budget and modest but creative production values. I do appreciate that aspect of it, but that doesn't mean it's something I want to sit down and watch, let alone own. I do enjoy Bruce Campbell, but the character Ash is annoying as hell. Yes, he's a parody but he's--maybe I just think he doesn't have a full appreciation for or reverence to his situation. Maybe I just take zombies a lot more seriously than Ash does. Maybe I'm offended by the campiness of it all. Also, bad dialogue makes me want to die inside. If you can't write the way people talk (I'm looking at YOU, Dan Brown!) you shouldn't be writing dialogue. I'm still trying to pinpoint exactly what bothers me about Raimi's horror. I may even watch Evil Dead again in an attempt to really figure it out. As a horror person, knowing what you hate is just as important as knowing what you like.
I'm not anti-Raimi as a rule. I love Spiderman, and honestly think that Willem DaFoe elevates that movie from merely good to truly great with his performance. He's fantastic to watch, and much of that comes from careful direction. I also think Ted Raimi is just adorable in stuff. Plus, they're from Michigan, like me!

I adopted a firm wait-and-see attitude about Drag Me To Hell. It looked like a cool premise. Certainly, the whole Lamia thing is pretty creepy. Early internet buzz was strong. A few people on my flist posted that they liked it. Rotten Tomatoes went down from 95% to 93%, but that's still remarkably high for a horror movie. So, I went Saturday night with [info]absinthofheart. We went someplace cheap so two tix only cost $18. I snuck in a big bottle of Evian and some granola bars. ;-] I know, I suck.

The opening scene was very strong and scary. So far, so good. They used stock characters for this type of film: the beautiful young heroine, the sympathetic but disbelieving boyfriend, his demanding parents, the co-worker who's a prick, the old gypsy woman who lays the curse, the exotic medium who joins the fight. Not a big deal, but still derivative. What starts out as cool sound design quickly becomes shrill, annoying and overused. A healthy combination of practical FX and CGI is used to good effect, until it becomes a very Evil Deadesque gross out fest of gratuitous slime and ooze. By the end, we've seen some cool things, had some genuine scares, and are fairly interested in how it all turns out. However, the end is obvious and predictable, negating what should have been a very powerful and pivotal confrontation scene. Although I must admit, it had exactly the kind of result I like in a horror movie. They were just a bit lame in getting there. I'm all about suspending my disbelief, but please, stay out of the realm of complete ridiculousness (*spoiler* a talking goat, for example *end spoiler*). I didn't hate it; but Raimi's horror style really didn't work for me, yet again.


On a completely unrelated topic, here is the White House Correspondent's Dinner address by The PC himself, John Hodgeman. Considering that I almost called it the White House Correspondence Dinner, I can safely say that Hodgeman is far more articulate, witty, and hilarious than I would have been. I guess that's why they haven't asked me to do it yet. Anyway, sorry if this appears on your flist 30 or 40 times, but I really, really enjoyed it and assumed you would too!

 
 
Color Me: nerdy
Background Noise: Bee Gees: Shadow Dancing
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
19 June 2009 @ 02:47 pm
...except you're less likely to be robbed.

I imagine by now you've all heard about the Espresso Book Machine? It's the wonderful, magical machine that prints books to order, one at a time, for about $10, in about five minutes.

Pretty fucking incredible, right?

Right now it's mostly books that have expired copyrights and are no longer in print. So it's gonna be a gold mine in that way. But my publisher just signed an agreement with the EBM people (also, coincidentally, our printers) and ALL Stonegarden books will soon be available via Espresso Book Machine. They're going to have them in tons of schools, libraries, airports, bus/train stations, all over the place.

As if that weren't great enough, there's a machine right here in Ann Arbor. University of Michigan library, to be precise. So in a month or so I'll be able to toddle over there and see what my books will look like from the machine. It also opens up a whole new world of visibility and marketing opportunities for me. People can get my book in a timely way and without having to pay shipping or using a credit card online. Yay!

So...I'm pretty stoked.
 
 
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Color Me: excited
Background Noise: Suzanne Vega: Solitude Standing
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
17 June 2009 @ 04:34 pm
H and I watched the original Halloween earlier this week. We were in the mood for something scary, and I didn't feel like watching H's favorite Hitchcock movie, The Birds yet again. We have the Television version on DVD, which has a bit of extra footage. Some fun facts about John Carpenter's Halloween:

The guy who plays Michael Myers without his mask (as opposed to The Shape featured in the bulk of the film) is Tony Moran, the brother of Erin Moran, who played Joanie "Shortcake" Cunningham on Happy Days and *ahem* Joanie Loves Chachi.

PJ Soles was almost 30 when she played a high school junior in this film, and was dating Dennis Quaid in real life.

John Carpenter wrote the Halloween theme song, which is also my cell phone ring.

Dennis Quaid was supposed to play Bob (the guy who gets stuck to the wall with what must be some kind of magical extendo-knife) but had to do some other project.

And of course, the mask in the film is a William Shatner mask flipped inside out and painted. But if you didn't know THAT by now, you are no kind of horror fan whatsoever. Sorry. :-[

What I didn't actually know until recently, is that there was a Halloween game for the Atari 2600. Thanks to [info]sudrin I am aware of many more pertinent facts about said game. Interested? Here's a rather long video that is pretty amusing right up until the end. Just the first six minutes is truly interesting and hilarious. Contains multiple swears and some murders depicted in hilarious low-res 80's graphics. They also talk a bit about the Atari classic Haunted House, which I recall playing for hours and hours back in the day.



I was up until almost 7:30 this morning as I'm still working all my good ideas and fascinating bits of character development into the harrowing Kiss Me Like You Love Me, which is supposed to be finished frighteningly soon. I'm enjoying it more and more as I work on it. Good thing too, as I wouldn't want to have The Cat's Apprentice style ambiguity about a novel ever again. Despite my ramblings to the contrary, no one in this novel is based on any person, living or dead. I'm totally not in the mood to be sued. If I was, I'd be writing an unauthorized sequel to Catcher in the Rye. *shudder*

I've decided recently that I really like Adam Ant. I'm going to hunt down his documentary where he talks openly about being bi-polar. I watched his ep of Tales from the Crypt today. He's wonderful in it!
 
 
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Color Me: productive
Background Noise: Fiona Apple
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
14 June 2009 @ 04:10 pm
I've never read any James Patterson before. It's just never shown up on my radar.

But my beloved Michael Emerson co-narrates a book called Four Blind Mice. So I'm checking it out. It's a kind of murder mystery with a bunch of sadistic, gruesome killings in it. The story is just compelling enough that I'm vaguely interested in how it ends. But it's all very ordinary.

First, let me say that Emerson's narration is excellent. I could listen to him talk all day. The other guy is fine, no complaints. But Patterson's use of language is very average and tired. The dialogue is also vapid and uninteresting. No one has an unusual speech pattern, or even a unique or revealing phrase they use. There's a guy who speaks English, Vietnamese, and French fluently, but his speech pattern is boring! It's all very mundane. Maybe he's making a point about something larger, but I don't think so. It just reads like uninspiring literature that has no real importance, no provoking theme (granted, I'm not done yet), nothing unique or original about it. Even the themes emerging thusfar (I'm just over halfway through) are tired and overdone. Ergo, I'm declaring it:

I don't think James Patterson is a very good writer.

But I hear that he's incredibly popular.
So...what's up with that?

Am I missing something here?
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Color Me: relaxed
Background Noise: Voltaire: When You're Evil
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
14 June 2009 @ 03:02 am
I've come to a realization recently, and I think it's only appropriate that I share it with all of you. I did not come upon this decision lightly, nor did I want to oversell it. I wanted to weigh the options carefully in order to fully commit to my choice in this matter. I have done so, and it now can be announced:

James Purefoy is the sexiest man in the history of human existence.



I'm declaring it.

Don't believe me? Here's some super sexy pics! )

I mean seriously. He has like, cartoonish super good-lookingness...ridiculously so.

And the best news of all? He's got a new show coming out on NBC!!! So now I have something to keep me occupied whilst I wait for a copy of Solomon Kane to become available to me. Woot.



On a completely unrelated topic, truthiness is a word now. So why doesn't MS Word's dictionary know that? How does one update it, other than adding it manually?
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Color Me: enthralled
Background Noise: Decemberists: The Infanta
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
12 June 2009 @ 10:37 pm
Dear President Obama,

I've always stood up for you. I really, really think you're great. I support your financial plans and even understand your reasoning behind not releasing the torture photos. I respect your views on abortion and am temporarily cool with your reticence to discuss marijuana legalization. But sir, I must respectfully inquire:

WHAT THE SAM HELL FUCK IS THIS?!?

Please to be providing something like an explanation for this promise-breaking absurdity.

Thank you for your kind attention,

--[info]wednes
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Color Me: shocked
Background Noise: Led Zeppelin
 
 
Wednesday Lee Friday
There's a meme going around where you post the top 15 books (off the top of your head, no research) that have influenced you profoundly. Series' can count as one book, and non-fiction is a-okay.

My list, in no particular order:

1. Harry Potter series, duh.
2. Harriet Lerner's Dance of... series
3. My Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
4. On Writing by Stephen King
5. Psycho by Robert Bloch
6. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
7. Stranger in a Strange Land by Heinlein
8. Johnny Got his Gun by Dalton Trumbo
9. Serial Killer (method and madness...) by Peter Vronsky
10. America Psycho: Bret Easton Ellis
11. Once and Future Goddess by Elinor Gadon
12. The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein
13. My Uncle Oswald by Roald Dahl
14. anything by Christopher Moore
15. A Stabbing for Sadie by me (what can I say, it affected me profoundly)
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Wednesday Lee Friday
11 June 2009 @ 10:12 pm
FYI, Midnight Meat Train was quite good. Much, much better than you'd think a movie with such a title would be. It's based on a Clive Barker short story, so that explains the goodness.
Here: clicken to embiggen this desktop photo of the evil Mohogany.



Brooke Sheilds is in it, which is kinda cool. Blink and you'll miss Ted Raimi, which you should not do. Ted Raimi is so cute. I love him in Skinner. The movie is very gory and pretty scary with some good suspense and one of those smarty pants endings that horror fans (myself included) love. The script has sort of a Rod Serlingish sense of mystery and irony, but with contemporary violence and terror.

If you likee the horror, you'd do well to check this one out.
Now I need to read the story, which I won't do right away. I'm on moratorium from reading until I finish editing my serial killer novel.

Also, while I have you here:

Poll #1414629 Horrible Nicknames?
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What is the most horrible, ridiculous nickname you've ever heard a parent call their child?



Speaking of horror, within 24 hours I will likely have downloaded all seven seasons of HBO's Tales from the Crypt. I know, right? I'm totally stoked, as that is one of my favorite shows of all time.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
11 June 2009 @ 04:43 pm
We finally watched Pontypool which is an independent zombie movie made in Canada. I had no idea Canadians even knew about zombies. I imagine they've only come to know about them recently, which would explain many things about this movie.
I wouldn't say it was a "bad" movie, but I was disappointed. The premise was interesting, but nonsensical enough that it required more explanation to really develop my ability/desire to suspend disbeleif. They also used some unique and creative methods to deal effectively with their tiny budget. Again, nice try, but it didn't quite work for me. As far as bloody, cannibalistic zombies, you really only see one. In a so-called zombie movie, that's not nearly enough. Besides, zombie extras really don't cost that much. A good Ben Nye makeup kit only costs about $60 and they could have borrowed mine. ;-] There were some plot and character devleopments that I found frustrating and stupid. Plus I'm finding more and more that profanity alone does not an interesting dialogue make. All and all, I'm glad I watched it, but won't bother buying it. But someone must have liked it, as the sequel comes out in 2010. H enjoyed it more than I did, but his standards for horror are very different from mine.


Soeaking of H, I totally meant to mention something last week, but it slipped my mind. I completely forgot to mention that mine and H's dating anniversary was June 6th. That was the day, in 1999, that we decided to become an exclusive couple. Even though we are married now and will only be celebrating wedding anniversaries from now on--we wanted to make note of this one as it represents Ten Whole Years of Wednes and H!!! I honestly can't think of anything else in life that I've chosen to do for ten whole years.

Our intention is to buy ourselves a new video game. We must decide the following: Wii or Xbox, shooter or puzzle (or something else), and how much we really want to spend--less than $60 I should think. We're also open to suggestions. Left 4 Dead 2 doesn't come out until November. But we'll almost certainly be picking it up. It looks wicked awesome.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
So...waterboarding is legal, is it? I guess that's what the courts have said recently. So no one responsible for ordering torture, or actually torturing someone is going to answer for it.

And Dr Tiller's family is not planning to reopen his clinic. Sad.
I guess in this case, the terrorists win.

Meanwhile the murderer of Dr Tiller has proclaimed that there are many more acts of domestic terrorism planned, but he wouldn't give specifics.

So I must ask: why aren't we waterboarding this sick fuck?
If it's legal and therefore morally correct, what's the problem?




Obviously, I do not support torture. But so many people are screaming about how torture is justified with terrorists and even that to NOT torture them makes one a "terrorist sympathizer." Does this only apply to brown terrorists? Only to foreigners? I honeslty don't get it. This guy is a murderer and intent on using fear and violence to get his way. Ergo, he's a terrorist. Last I heard, we had a War on Terror in this country. So, if you're okay with torture, what's the problem with torturing this fucker to keep more doctors from being murdered?
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Wednesday Lee Friday
05 June 2009 @ 06:43 pm
...but I can't. Poor Grasshopper.

Serious badass may have died the same way as total 80's douche. Personally, I think what a man wants to do with his crank when he's alone in a room is SO not anyone else's business. I also think it is disgusting and unnecessary to publish this kind of "news" so soon after his death (please then, overlook the irony of my posting about it). What's the point of trying to make David freaking Carradine look like some kind of perv? Is it just because he's from a famous Hollywood family? Because Kwai Chang Caine was so wicked awesome that he needs to be brought down to the level of the common man? No, it's mainly because he's dead and can't stand up for himself. How much quality entertainment has this man given us? Lots. So why make him out to be a freak? Honestly, if we knew what average people really did (or fantasized about doing) sexually in their real lives, EVERYONE would seem either completely freaky, or totally repressed.

I am duly intrigued by the story of William Kurelek whom I've only been made aware of today. Apparently, he was a schizophrenic with amazing artistic talent. Maybe I should say he was a talented artist who also had schizophrenia? He sounds utterly fascinating and I'm trying to find a short film that was made about him in the 80's. One of the most interesting facts about him is that he supposedly found answers to his spiritual problems by converting to Catholicism. Not to be a smart ass, but I've never actually heard of that happening before. Frankly, I don't know how any adult could accept the teachings of Catholicism unless indoctrinated from an early age. Then again, Poppy Z Brite has recently converted to Catholicism, and I don't really understand that either. We pagans are not fans of arbitrary sex rules, tithing, or institutionalized bigotry.

Had some time off earlier this week. Now I'm paying the price. Worked today, work tomorrow, on-call on Sunday. Our website is gonna be down and some of us have to come in to take orders by hand. I know, right? It's gonna suck nard, as the kids say (or said in the 90's). Anyway, if it's busy I told them they could call me and I'd come in. Hopefully, it'll be nice and slow.

Hopefully this week I'll finally be able to watch Pontypool with H. We've been meaning to check it out for a while now. Anybody heard anything about it, good or bad? It is, apparently, about zombies.
Also, why does IMDB suck so bad anymore? Lots of annoying and intrusive ads, the "Pro" feature that you are supposed to pay for to get info on movies still in development, and even stupider people commenting in the forums.

And finally, Jolly Rancher cherry soda is surprisingly bad. Silly me, I expected it to be a cherry jolly rancher in soda form. No dice. It tastes more like carbonated cough syrup. Just as well, as I'm not really drinking sugar sodas much anymore.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
03 June 2009 @ 07:56 pm
As I was watching the YouTube today, I was reminded of how very much I enjoy this:



And for that matter, this:

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Wednesday Lee Friday
03 June 2009 @ 01:16 am
Finally broke down and spent $1.99 at iTunes to download a single episode of Beavis & Butthead that I simply could NOT find at Limewire. I downloaded it three different times and all three downloads were missing the end of the ep. So I bought it. Anyway, it's the one where they aren't allowed to laugh, which is largely considered the funniest Mtv ep of B&B ever.

The news is bumming me out as of late. It's one of the reasons I haven't been posting as often. Also, I spend a lot of time on Facebook. Anyway, Dr Tiller's murder is horrible and sad. I was saying earlier that this kind of thing didn't really happen when Bush was in office. People seem to get all riled up when we have someone even remotely pro-choice in the White House. I actually like Obama's stance on the abortion issue, which I read as Hey, we're never going to agree, and should continue to debate the issue respectfully. In the mean time, lets see what we can do to reduce the number of abortions. It's perfectly reasonable, so why are people freaking out?!? Oh yeah, because of dillholes like Randall Terry and Bill O'Reilly are calling respectable doctors "government sanctioned mass murderers of children." While I certainly advocate personal responsibility, I don't see how you can be surprised when you preach lunacy to a bunch of loons and then one of them does something loony.

Then of course there's that horrible plane crash, the Guantanamo detainee who killed himself after 7 years in captivity without being charged, Susan Boyle going to the psyche ward, GM making Detroit a fucking joke, and idiots mocking the new additions to the DSM V when they don't have the first fucking clue about psychology, psychology, or the process of successful treatment. Okay, I'm done.

Forgot to post this when it actually happened, but I watched my first James Bond movie from beginning to end. H and I watched Casino Royale, which I must say, was very good. Daniel Craig is HAWT, which I cannot really say about any other Bond, except maybe Timothy Dalton. The plot was good, full of some surprises. Rather than being what a 12 year old thinks it's like to by a spy, this Bond goes right up to the line of cartoonish super badassery, and then stops. Plus Craig was the only person in the movie overtly portrayed as a sex object. No vacuous "Bond girl." And no ass-kicking bikini girls. So yeah, it was good.
I also checked out Taken, which featured another character tantalizingly close to cartoonish super badassery. It was def an enjoyable watch! But you know, Maggie Grace is nowhere near 17. *checks* Yep, she's almost 26, making her just three years younger than Harry Potter.

And finally, some arrogant jackass had the balls to write an unauthorized sequel to Catcher in the Rye. Now he's surprised to be getting sued. Some other asshat at Daily Beast said something about how you can't copyright a character and that what this jackass did is fine. I'm pretty sure if I tried to publish a story about a young wizard named Harry Potter, someone would (rightly) sue my ass. (In fact, the distributors of Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up To Dragon can likely explain that better than I can) That said, I'm interested in hearing absolutely anything JD Salinger wants to talk about, even if it's just cursing out another writer.

At first I was very into the new Safari, but it's been shutting down a lot. FAIL.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
31 May 2009 @ 01:14 am
World, where in Gothvania have you been hiding Voltaire?!?

I was watching some Ben Linus stuff on the YouTube. There was a fan vid that used a really cool song that sounded like something I'd heard on that Billy and Mandy Grim Reaper cartoon. Turns out, it's this amazing guy who calls himself Voltaire. An hour or two later, I had a nice little Limewirey collection of his tunes. Man, they are funny and smart and musically adventurous. They are mostly about gothy things, vampires and zombies and misery and stuff. There's a heaping helping of social commentary. Apparently this guy is a real renaissance man. He does animation and comic books and all kinds of stuff.


When You're Evil

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
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Wednesday Lee Friday
29 May 2009 @ 12:17 am
I know I've been posting a lot of animal related news lately, but they really do seem to be taking over the world. And as usual, it's all our fault. I would find it both ironic and hilarious if we ended up wiping ourselves out, leaving the planet to the animals. I don't just mean rats* and cockroaches. I mean the cool animals.

Earlier this week, someone on my flist referred in passing to idiot reptile owners. As a snake enthusiast and former owner of a yellow anaconda, I immediately leapt to the defense of fellow herpers. Then today, I was greeted by news of something awful happening in Florida, the root of which is 100% the result of irresponsible reptile ownership. So, I must now feast on my own words. It has been proven that there are many irresponsible herpers in the world, and their carelessness and apathy are causing havoc aplenty in the great state of "America's Wang."

Florida Everglades overrun with Burmese Pythons..you read that right, Burmese Pythons. As if that weren't bad enough, there are also "two thriving colonies" of Nile Monitor Lizards which are huge. Obviously, Burmese Pythons and Nile Monitors are both very popular animals among herpers. People buy them, then release them into the "wild" when they get too big. Zoos generally will not take them; and with plenty of room they get whomping, whomping huge. Males of both of these species can get rather aggressive once they reach maturity, even though the Burmese is considered fairly docile as pythons go. They still attack their humans every now and again.

As Marge Simpson would say, "I'm very disappointed and terrified."

And of course, Florida Fish and Game really has no choice but to kill all the snakes they can catch. Even in the Everglades, you can't have 15 foot pythons all wild everywhere. Fish and Game also thinks that big snakes might kill the endangered panthers. I have a hard time envisioning that, frankly. But I suppose anything is possible.




*No offense to rat enthusiasts is intended!
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Wednesday Lee Friday
27 May 2009 @ 04:55 pm
White Tiger kills zookeeper while tourists watch.

So...the animal lived it's whole life in captivity in what were reported to be cramped and crowded conditions. And when it exercised its natural instincts, it was put down. I don't want to say it's not tragic when a person dies just doing their job. But man...wild cats are NOT meant to be kept in cages. And whaddaya know, it led to death of both a person and a rare animal.
Plus, this particular tiger was killed after the attack had ended. I can understand shooting a tiger if it's actively attacking someone, or even if it is loose in a crowd of people. People say that once they see people as food, they will be more likely to attack us. I say that big cats already see us as food, and that it's fucking stupid to ever assume otherwise. Just ask Roy Horn...or don't, that guy is crazy.

Apparently the guy running the park was investigated by NZ's Ministry. After assessing the animal's conditions and surroundings, they considered putting 40 of them down. There were 42 big cats being housed there at the time. I guess being some kind of famous "Lion Man" doesn't necessarily make you a competent zookeeper.

This is, as it happens, the second recent White Tiger attack in a zoo. Last November, a cleaning guy in Singapore got mauled to death by two white tigers. People thought at the time the guy might have been "crazy" or suicidal. As he's dead, they still don't know. Anyway, here's the cell phone footage of the Singapore attack. Warning: this is actual footage, with sound, of a guy being attacked by tigers and people reacting to it. It is truly horrifying to watch, so much so that you might not want to. Seriously.



The difference between the Singapore attacks and most others is that Singapore Zoo determined that the attacking tigers would NOT be put down. They said they were acting "naturally."

Of course a year earlier, a Siberian Tiger escaped from its enclosure at San Francisco Zoo. It killed a zoo patron and attacked two others before being shot dead by police, who for some reason, were on the scene before zookeepers. Later, it was determined that not only were the victims taunting the tiger, but also that the enclosure did not remotely meet current zoo standards for tigers. So again, a person and an animal died.

I think I've mentioned, I'm torn on the whole zoo thing. There is certainly value in providing sanctuary for animals who can't live in the wild for one reason or another. Breeding and acclimation programs for endangered animals is generally a good thing. And teaching future generations about the beauty and importance of having animals in the wild is also very important. Zoos are doing better and better when it comes to providing healthy habitats for most animals. When I was a kid, pants-wearing monkeys smoked cigars and rode tricycles at Detroit Zoo. Now they fling poo just like real monkeys (kidding, only captive monkeys do this). Still, wild animals in captivity is a big fucking drag.

Okay, enough about that. It's my day off and I have another character to kill.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
26 May 2009 @ 01:34 am
Yeeeee!

You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.


I think Chapter 60 is basically done. My plan is to finish the rewrite of the ending this week. Then I have four weeks, which should be enough time to go over the entire manuscript at least four times. So far, I'm kind of scaring the hell out of myself.

Watched Disney's Fantasia over the weekend. Man, I really do enjoy that film despite my general loathing for Disney Corp. I was discussing this on Facebook recently in fact. I had heard a rumor that Disney removed the fat squirrel scene from The Sword in the Stone, which is one of my fave Disney features. My VHS copy of that movie has the fat squirrel, and the version I saw that was downloaded online had it. So I haven't actually confirmed that it's been taken out, I just heard that it was. Anybody know? After watching the footage again, I really found nothing to get offended about.

I wanted to post the infamous "Sunflower" footage for those of you who have never seen it. But it appears that it's only on YouTube once, and is not embedable. So here's the link. This is the entire pastoral symphony, which is almost 10 minutes long. Sunflower, as you may guess as you watch it, is the slave horse who makes the pale horses beautiful, and never gets a partner unlike every other horse. So it's not just two-thingsism.
In the interest of fairness, Disney was not the only company putting out racist cartoons. Looney Tunes has a handful of things they don't show anymore, including the spear-chucking native, the burning mohican, and the "slanty eyed bastards" of WWII. Even Ralph Bakshi, who I love, has done some really offensive shit.

Okay, I'm tired so I'm going to bed even though I'm closing tomorrow and don't have to be in until 4pm.
I know, right? What kind of office work starts at 4pm?!?
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
Komodo Dragons tired of putting up with human's bullshit.

This is the part that kills me: Gone are the days of goofing around with the lizards, poking their tails, hugging their backs and running in front of them, pretending they're being chased, said Muhamad Saleh, who has worked with the animals since 1987.

Gee, the modern-day dinosaurs with the toxin-filled mouths are not something to be disrespected and fucked with? The hell you say!

I respectfully maintain that if humans could stop bogarting land from apex predators, or wiping out their food supplies, or poaching them, or terrorizing them for fun or profit, that they might leave us the hell alone. It's very, very unusual for a healthy, well-fed, animal to barge into human territory and start attacking people. But if you invite yourself into an animal's home turf, well...he's gonna know his territory a lot better than you.


That having been said, Komodo Dragons are wicked awesome!
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Maybe this makes me a terrible person, but I found a fair amount of funny in this.

Discuss.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
21 May 2009 @ 09:55 am
I'm working a short shift today. It's our slow time of year, so I'm working less than usual. Not really ideal from a financial standpoint, but completely swellenor (of Ellenor "gee I think you're swellenor" fame) from a finishing-my-novel standpoint. Got a bit of editing and polishing done yesterday, but not much actual writing. Going to work on it some more today and tomorrow...and probably all weekend since I'm going to have a few days to myself. We get Monday off for Memorial Day, which is neat. I've worked retail for most of my life, so it's still a little surprising when I get a bank holiday off of work. Plus, I'm going on a writing weekend with [info]absinthofheart in June, (right before my deadline is up) so I'm starting to save up money for it now.

I'm sure by now you've all heard about the little boy with cancer whose parents are refusing the prescribed medical treatment. A judge ordered them to get the kid some chemo (he has some kind of treatable lymphoma), so the mom took the kid and split. According to the kid, he doesn't want the chemo either. They beleive in prayer and natural medicine.
Most of what people have been saying about this summs up as Well, I think parents should be the final authority on their kids--within reason. And then they go on to say how sad and irresponsible it is not to get the kid chemo, how "stupid" natural medicines are, and how the kid shouldn't have to suffer because the parents are "religious nuts." What they seem to mean is Parents should be the final authority, until they choose to do something I wouldn't do.
Of course we should protect kids from abuse. Of course it is sad when a little kid has cancer. Of course most people will want to do what their doctor prescribes...or do they? I certainly don't follow all of my doctors advice--as is my right. But they're choosing for a CHILD people say Parents have a responsibility to do what's "right". Right, of course, being completely subjective.
For a long time, the prescribed treatment for mental illness was electroshock therapy. Basically, they hook you up to a machine and shock your brain a la One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest. When people refused this treatment, they were often threatened with involuntary committment even if they were not violent. After all, it could be "proven" that this treatment could bring good results, so anyone who doesn't want it is a crazy fool, right?
I've never had chemo, but I hear tell it's fucking terrible. It makes you sick, you lose your hair, your appetite, you're weak and dizzy. So what? people say, If it helps you live, it's worth it! Well that, my friends, is in the eye of the beholder. No court in the world should have the right to make me hook my kid up to a machine and get radiation all over him. It's vile. And while some people can and do choose to utilize chemo to good effect, it should by no means be required.
ANY medical treatment be it natural or man-made, is not guaranteed to work. It should be a fundamental right to be able to choose what treatments to pursue, and what not to pursue. That's what freedom is, after all.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
18 May 2009 @ 02:34 pm
Went out of town this past weekend. Got a bit of writing done, about a chapter and a half. Have a bit more work to do on the novel, of course, but as I keep saying it's moving right along. I'm working a short day tomorrow, then off on Weds so it should be easy for me to get lots written this week.

Lately I've been thinking about relationships and how I need to be better at setting limits and determining where my boundaries are. I've been feeling quite taken advantage of lately with one thing or another. I also think I've been putting up with far too much nonsense and shenanigans--the kind of stuff that leaves me feeling angry, frustrated, or depressed. As such, I'm making some moves to cut those influences out of my life.
I guess part of it is that I am "surprised" when I get treated in a disrespectful manner by people, mainly because I'm a pretty good kid and am pretty respectful in most situations. So I'm baffled when someone treats me like a maid, a cash-machine, or some kind of personal assistant--especially when the people in question aren't doing shit to help themselves or better their own situation. I want to be helpful and be a good friend, but not at the cost of my own emotional well-being. Point is, I shouldn't be surprised, because none of this is new news.
Myself, I grew up with lots of interesting problems and issues. As I grew older, I spent over 10 years trying to get a proper diagnosis, proper meds, and therapy that would actually help me recognize some things and be a better person. It's a long struggle but I'm pleased for the most part with where it has all gone. So it really galls me when people don't want to do any of the emotional work and just expect everyone else to rearrange their lives to accommodate someone who patently refuses to examine their own behavior. Okay, end rant.

I've been downloading some Season Five eps of LOST. Now I can see The Smoke Monster let Ben live whenever I want. Sweet! I'm also going to watch the Season Five Finale 20 or 30 times until I understand exactly how Ben got so duped. Poor Ben, he has such a terrible time of things. It seems that like most people, all Ben really wants is to be valued. No matter what he does, he can't get the validation he's so sure he deserves. Sad.
Now I have a whole bunch of Michael Emerson on my iPod. 6 Practice eps, 7 LOST eps, and an audiobook of Four Blind Mice which he co-narrates. There's another book on tape he reads but I can't find it for free and I certainly can't afford it right now.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
14 May 2009 @ 12:24 am
Well, my goodness. THAT was an odd and unexpected series of events.
Or...was it?

Do I need to fly a Polar Bear out to Hawaii myself or what? ) That's all I got for now, but there will almost certainly be more after I watch again online.

Also, I missed Michael Emerson and Jorge Garcia on The View.
I've never actually watched The View before so I didn't know when it was on.
Think I'll catch a YouTube of it when I get back from my weekend away.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
11 May 2009 @ 09:41 pm
I'm gonna talk about Quarrantine, and I'm not gonna cut for spoilers. I presume that if you cared a whole bunch about seeing it, you'd have almost certainly seen it by now. Then again, I just saw it today...okay, I won't post anything spoilery.
Anywhoo, this movie has an excellent cast featuring plenty of people I've seen on Law & Order. Most notably was Denis O'Hare, who plays a wide variety of crazy on L&O and played a drunk in this one. He was quite good, though I certainly would have liked to have seen more of him. He wasn't in nearly as many scenes as he should have been.
It has that shaky camera work a lot of people don't like. I like it fine. My only complaint about the visuals is that many scenes were way too dark. Sometimes dark is good to amp up the suspense and overall sense of fear and dread. But sometimes it's just annoying that you can't see what the hell is going on.
I don't care for that Jennifer Carpenter or that stupid exorcism movie she did. IMO there's only one good movie about an exorcism. Anyway she was the lead and she was not very annoying. So that's fine.
Cutting to the chase, this movie is brutal, scary, shocking in parts. However, the trailer completely ruined the ending. Completely. If you haven't seen the trailer (or have forgotten it), do NOT watch it again before you see the movie. I didn't, but I still remembered the trailer and it sapped any and all suspense from the end. Aside from that, I enjoyed this movie very much and think it's worth a watch if you like horror, zombies, bloody murder, etc.

Speaking of murder, I'm off to finish killing that character. A someone on Facebook pointed out, she'll die of old age if I don't get a move on.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
...and which I am learning 8 times over. I've been trying to murder this character since Friday night. After some initial procrastinating, I have literally been at the keyboard for more than 10 hours total, and still have not managed to kill this girl. It's going to be a bad death, one that has some substantial impact on the story, and I just can't do it. I don't know why. The mechanics of the kill aren't falling into place--the girl's character development isn't strong enough to lead me in the right direction (another problem in and of itself). And my MC is grating on my nerves. But I'm going to do it today. I'm not due at work until 3pm tomorrow, so I'm not going to bed until she's dead.

Cartoons were awesome last night. Family Guy does Stephen King is one of the best ideas they've ever had. And the false lead in about The Shinning? Excellent! Next weekend is all the cartoon season finales. I just hope I'm back in town in time to see them. (I'm going to Clare to celebrate [info]absinthofhearts birthday in case you didn't know.)

H decided he doesn't want to see Star Trek anymore. So we're not going. His rampant mind changing about movies that are getting good reviews is one of the few things H does that annoys me. We'd been planning to see it for months, now he doesn't want to. So...I need someone to go with. Truth be told though, I won't die if I have to wait for the DVD.

Season finale of LOST this week. I know I say this a lot, but 1) I hope there is a polar bear, and 2) I heart Michael Emerson.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
09 May 2009 @ 07:17 pm
Peter Tork has cancer.

Man...that is a fucking drag.

Methinks I shall watch Head later on.



Also, does anybody know what's going on with H2? No, they aren't making a sequel of my husband. It's actually a sequel to Rob Zombie's Halloween which I did not entirely hate. The trailer is out, but it's dark and doesn't reveal very much at all. For some reason, Sheri Moon Zombie is in it even though she died in the last movie. Come to think of it, Michael also died...so WTF?
Anyway, it comes out in August and I will almost certainly see it despite its purported mediocrity.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
08 May 2009 @ 03:39 pm
I have today off because I am working on Saturday this week. So far, everything is going according to my sinister plan. Got paid yesterday, going to cash my cheque tomorrow (minus what I give H for the bills). After I pay the dentist and put aside my cab monies for the next 2 weeks, I should have a small fortune leftover for my getaway weekend with [info]absinthofheart to celebrate her birthday. I do so enjoy her company. This year I got her the fourth in the series of Harry Potter pens from The Noble Collection. They are boss.

In weird-ass news, a mentally ill kid from my Alma Mater seems to have murdered someone in Italy while on a school trip. Isn't that cray-zay?

In things-that-will-surely-suck news, Keanu Reeves has signed on to star in Jekyll and Hyde. I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty sick of Keanu fucking up things I love. He fucks up Shakespeare, he almost ruined Dracula, he destroyed Day the Earth Stood Still, and now he's going to massacre Jekyll & Hyde. I guess he hasn't heard that you need ACTING ABILITY to take on such a role. It's not a fucking action mov--well, I suppose if they really wanted to fuck it up bad, they could make it one. I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to show less than no respect for such a classic and wonderful story.

So far, the Star Trek reviews are good. I'm stoked, as H and I plan to see it Tuesday night when I get off work.

I'm quite sick of hearing about the bible thumping, fake boob getting, pageant losing, prejudice spokesmodel Miss California. Like "Joe the Plumber" I'm at a loss for why anyone gives a rat's ass what these people think. They are not learned, well spoken, or particularly well informed. So why are they in every third news story?

As for me, I'm going to kill off a character today, and get some things summed up.
And for anyone who was paying attention, it appears that I did not make any kind of stir whatsoever at the Ippy Awards. Bummer.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
07 May 2009 @ 04:46 pm
They surprised me with a new computer at work. Nice, because I had the slowest PC in the office by a wide margin. We're getting a new point of sale program in June and my computer is too old and slow to run it. So, I have a different one. I don't think it's "new" per se, but as it is some kind of Dell, I wouldn't know the difference one way or the other. I also learned a few things about PC's today that I didn't know--most notably that if you leave important documents on your desk top, you risk losing them during the transfer. Apparently, this is because the items are not saved onto a drive. A PC seems to have more than one drive. Plus I guess I have to get some kind of virus protection or spyware blocker or something. I don't even know what any of that is...
Anyway, PC's are stupid and I don't like them. Internet Explorer is also stupid and I don't like it either.

As for LOST, not much new happened last night. Mostly they are just setting us up for the finale, which of course will be The Incident ) ...and it better have a polar bear!

And finally, does anybody know what a "Pingback" is?
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Wednesday Lee Friday
Well, this may help 'splain:

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Wednesday Lee Friday
Came into work today to a GIANT display of homeade chocolate candies up for grabs. I daresay, I had a few. They are also feeding us taco/nacho bar for lunch in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Don't think I've ever worked at a place that celebrated this holiday before, but I'm not complaining. I guess there will also be pinatas. I'll probably abstain from that.

We downloaded the Survival Pack for Left 4 Dead. If I do say so myself, it's bad ass. A whole new way to get killed by The Tank almost immediately. I even tried throwing a pipe bomb at that fucker and he still got me. Stupid tank. Anyway, it's riotous fun playing with H. We've also been playing a lot of Wii Tennis now that I've discovered that we can play on the same team against the computer. Neat!

Had to go to bed early last night, so I totally missed J.J. Abrams on Colbert. I'll be catching the replay at 8pm (missed Daily Show too). Also, I'm making chicken and corn bread stuffing for dinner because H really wanted it. Anyway, we're hoping to see Star Trek next Tuesday after I get off work. Plus LOST is almost done for the season. Abrams must be feeling awfully good round about now.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
As many of you know, I've been working on my novel Kiss Me Like You Love Me for quite some time. I started writing it in February of 2007, so at this point it's the novel that has taken me the longest time to write. My original plan was to have Mikey, my serial killer get caught, and committed at the end. He was going to live in a mental hospital, meet Sadie (from A Stabbing for Sadie) and fall in love with her. When I thought it up, I thought I was being very, VERY clever. I later decided that was a dumb idea.
Upon further reflection I decided that Mikey really needed to die at the end. After all, he was a horrible man and justice would likely be served best if, one way or another, he did not get to live. Then again, there are much worse things than death... So I went back and forth about it for many months. I put the serial killer aside to work on other things. I started two new novels, and wrote several short stories in the time it's taken me to decide definitively on an ending for Mikey.
A little while later I decided on what was to be Mikey's ending. Then I had to figure out what was going to happen to a bunch of other characters. Closure is pretty important in this book, one way or another. When you read Sadie for example, you don't really get to know the whole scoop on anyone but her. This time it's kind of important what happens to several people.
Well, today I figured it out. it's outlined, it's ready. All it needs now is for me to sit the hell down and write it. So that's what I'm doing. Then I'll have to go back and fix things--forshadowings for things I decided not to include, better reactions to startling revelations, stronger and more interesting character development. And of course, I have to bust ass, because I only have two months to finish this thing. It's pretty thrilling if I do say so--both the book itself as well as the writing process.

Beltane was yesterday. I am finding that the older I get, the less I want to go out and do ceremony with other Pagans. I was just telling this to my Godmother. I don't know if it's because spirituality is too personal to brings guests. It may simply be that fluffy, showy, "harm none," wiccan types just get on my last nerve. My experience with "true" wiccans (initiatory types who can trace their training lineage back to The Gardners and tell solitary wiccans that their religion doesn't exist) is that they are every bit as dogmatic and self-congratulatory as fundamentalist christians. I'm just saying...
So with that in mind, I celebrated Beltane at home. I cleaned the house both mundanely and energy-wise, I made merry with a secular friend, and feasted (we ordered from Ahmo's greek restaurant). Later, I gave Pentelope a valerian pill and let her lose her goddamn mind over it for awhile. Hilarious.

Also, the overall badness of the Wolverine reviews make me very sad.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
Okay, lots of stuff happened on LOST last night. So let's get right into it:
Variables man...variables. )

I'm at work right now. It's the last day of Free Shipping. I have to say, my boss has done an awesome job of making sure we have enough staff for the HUGE call volumes we've had. I've been working my ass off, but it's been pretty okay, except maybe Tuesday.

My week has actually gone pretty well. I managed to figure out and eventually fix my iTunes issues. I got the weekend of the 15th off to leave town (never thought I would, since I put in for it 2 weeks late), and my copy of LOST season 4 came in the mail yesterday. As soon as I finish with my serial killer, I'll be able to watch it.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
28 April 2009 @ 10:43 am
I'm gonna be honest here, I download a fair amount of music from The Limewire. Mostly, it's stuff I used to have on LP or cassette, that of course is not playable anymore without a time machine. So I get stuff here and there. I also get the odd book on tape, since I already own the books in question. I don't think it's that big a deal.continuing to complain about iTunes )
I guess with that in mind...why would anyone pay for songs that give you all this trouble, when you can download trouble-free songs for nothing?
Also, why would a logic board mess up my authorizations in the first place?
And finally, if someone could Email me a mp3 or mp4 of Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains, I would be eternally grateful. Got it!!

As for me, I'm at work. As I was complaining earlier, I'm working four opens in a row this week. It is hellish. I get no time to write, no time to see H, and very little sleep. Plus we're super busy and every other customer is being really annoying. It's not even 11am yet and I'm totally taxed. I've been trying to finish this post since 8:50 this morning. Sheesh!
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
27 April 2009 @ 09:52 am
But I really think that lately I've been enjoying watching Seth McFarland's shows better than The Simpsons. I know, blasphemy right? I'm not saying that Family Guy is a better show, just that I'm enjoying watching it more. I think overall Simps has been a spectacular show, one of the best in the history of television, and certainly the best animated show. But in terms of just sitting down and watching, I always laugh harder at Family Guy (and even American Dad sometimes) than I do at Simpsons. Plus, I find that the social and political commentary in the McFarlane shows is dead-on in a lot of places. I find myself laughing, nodding and saying "pretty much" a lot while I watch.

So...Wolverine. It got leaked, right? Well, then why isn't everybody talking about how good it is? Doesn't that logically follow that if people have seen it, they should be raving? They aren't. This leads me toward great worry. I don't want it to be bad. Liev Schrieber is awesome.

Let's not forget that today is the birthday of [info]hellamama. Be nice to her, she's someone's Mom. Actually, she's sort to TWO someone's mom. Here's hoping her birthday is delightful!!

As for me, I'm opening four days in a row this week. I don't care for openings, and I don't care for working four days in a row. I do realize that many people do this, but those people are not me. I'm on a LOT of medication, and I needs my sleep. I also need days off to write. I only wrote a chapter and a half all weekend. Anyway, I want sleep and won't be able to get any real sleep until Friday. Frown.

Not sure I'll be able to get the weekend off for the birthday of [info]absinthofheart. I was supposed to ask for it off like, a month ago and flaked on the date. So now I probably won't get to go away that weekend. 'Course, I really should be using that time to write anyway. Speaking of writing, I'm supposed to put the employee newsletter out in 3 days and I have almost no news for it. Fie!
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
25 April 2009 @ 12:57 am
I'm not actually going to post about Mexican Swine Flu except to say Holy Shit! and I'm glad I live in the north. Well, I was already glad of that. ;-]

Somehow I'm the last to know that they added a made-up scene to the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince movie (spoilers under clicky)?!? Not sure how THAT news managed to elude me for all this time. For all the news I've been reading as of late, I seem to miss a few key events here and there. Frown.

Still trudging along with the rewriting of the ending of my serial killer. He is not cooperating at all right now. Not giving up, shall stay at it all night if I have to. I'm gonna at least finish this chapter. Then I will reward myself with a viewing of Michael Emerson on The Practice. I heart him. <3


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Wednesday Lee Friday
23 April 2009 @ 02:36 pm
I've been having a little back and forth on Facebook with a Christian dude I went to college with. He was kind of a dick to me then, but no big whoop. Anyway, he posted this thing about how hypocritical Obama is for wanting to ban guns while he has the secret service to protect him. As you might imagine, I disagree. First of all, I've never heard Obama say he wants to ban all guns. Secondly, I don't think it's unreasonable for The President to have more protection than the average citizen.

The conversation descended into him saying that Capitalism is the only moral system. Everything else is theft and is therefore morally wrong. Unsurprisingly, I disagreed again. Personally, I think looking out for one's fellow man is the most morally correct thing a person can do.

Maybe this goes back to my core belief that government has an obligation to help its citizens have basic food, shelter, education, and medical care. Of course, everyone who is able should work for these things, but I don't think families of five should be put out in the street while single basketball players live in mansions because that's what Capitalism dictates.

I'm not neccesarily saying that we should change to a Socialist nation. But the idea that only Capitalism is moral is grossly ethnocentric and appears to be based on a rather skewed view of both systems. Just curious to know what you all think.

I've heard the argument that socialism "punishes the wealthy." This seems to assume that all wealthy people are such soley because of their own hard work. It also assumes that if you're poor, it's because you're not trying hard enough. From where I'm sitting, both of these assertions are patently absurd. The things we as a society put value on (physical attractiveness, sporting prowess, access to ShamWow, etc) are often ludicrous and have nothing to do with hard work. Okay, end rant.

LOST was a big snore last night. Pretty punk of them to say it'll be from a "whole new perspective" when it's the same pre-sweeps hoo ha recap they do every single year. When I get home tonight, I'm going to try and start watching those season five eps of The Practice with Michael Emersons Emmy winning performance. Good stuff.

Working on my serial killer was like pulling teeth yesterday. But I did manage to finish chapter 54. Something dastardly happened. Yeeeee!
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
20 April 2009 @ 05:57 pm
My MacBook is back in my hot little hands. Woot and Woot a second time!!

Accidentally bought a bunch of truffles @ Godiva.
Didn't really mean to.
Couldn't be helped...

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Wednesday Lee Friday
20 April 2009 @ 10:36 am
I know I say that a lot, but today is 4/20. Loosely translated to 420. Not sure the significance of 420? Think it's some kind of Pulp Fiction humor?
Well, wonder no more!!.

I'm at work, of course. I generally open on Mondays. And once again I had to do the voicemail, which is my most hated of all mails. We have free shipping right now, which I love. It's actually pretty fun when you get to surprise people with FREE shipping. They love it and I love it when people are delighted with my company. I tend to have pride in the places I work, even if my place of employ is a total shithole. Anyway, whenever we start free shipping, there's always a rash of people who "just ordered" who are angry that they didn't get free shipping as well. I think that's kind of silly, it's really a luck-of-the-draw thing sometimes. I tend to refund them anyway, as long as they are nice about it.

Got a call yesterday from my beloved Gary at the Apple Store. My computer is ready to get picked up. Despite the chinese water torture style rain we are having today, I'm going to go get it after work. Wheee!! I've been using H's 24" (I think it's an iMac) and it's just too whompin' huge. I feel like I have to lean way back just to see the whole screen. Although I did watch the new Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince trailer on it. It was pretty sweet.

Once I get my computer back, aside from writing like lightening on my serial killer, I'll be watching the season 5 Practice episodes that Michael Emerson won the Emmy for. Man...it's a spectacular bunch of eps.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
17 April 2009 @ 07:05 pm
LOST served up the good stuff this week. specifically... ) And although I'm glad they mentioned them, I would still like a trip to Hydra Island to see the polar bears. And Rose and Bernard for that matter...
Any guesses as to what lies in the shadow of the statue? The opening of a Dharma station? Jughead? The big wheel that moves the island? The Question Mark? That would be something.

Anyway, I'm enjoying the fact that so many stations are playing reruns of LOST. I dig catching them out of order and being reminded of little things. Last night they played the first ep with Henry Gale, when he is captured by Rousseau. That also happens to be the ep where Hurley and Sawyer look for the frog. Sadly, they replayed The Economist and I had to miss it. Drag. I still have not afforded Season Four yet. Sad.

In other news, when I got to work today I found that they have decided that I'm an "Electric Specialist." This means I supposedly know a lot about electric instruments and can help customers out with them. That will mean some bigger sales for me if I can pull it off.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
Best premise for a movie since Snakes on a Plane:

In Lake Havasu, Arizona, a tremor causes the lake's floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas.

Sounds hilarious and stupid, right?

Here's the thing, Alexandre Aja is directing.
He did, of course, both High Tension, and the remake of Hills Have Eyes, both of which were brutal as shit.

Still not impressed?

Did I mention...it's going to be in 3D?!?

That's right kids, Three Dee!!!
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Wednesday Lee Friday
13 April 2009 @ 06:04 pm
...or not.

Apple is not going to cover the repair of my headphone jack.
In fact, they can't even ballpark for me what it's going to cost.

I am so sad.
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Wednesday Lee Friday
13 April 2009 @ 12:55 pm
FYI, my short story "The Long Weekend" which I totally slaved over was REJECTED by the anthology I wrote it for.

This is not a huge surprise, because the story I produced was less than inspired. Decent premise, worked really hard on making it active voice and scary. Didn't really come together in the end. Why?

For one thing, Sci-Fi (or is it "Syfy" now??) is not my genre of choice. I watch the hell outta some BattleStar Galactica, but I certainly could not write it.

Secondly, writing in the 3rd person POV is very difficult for me. It always comes out sounding too passive.

Third, I don't care enough about the "how" of things, only the "why." But when you're making a frankly preposterous assertion, it's kind of important to put a believable slant on things. As they say, the difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to be totally believable.

So...back to the old drawing board.
Which for me is my computer, which I need to get fixed.
 
 
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Wednesday Lee Friday
12 April 2009 @ 03:47 pm
So it's Easter, right?
I decided I would sleep in instead of getting up at 9am to to grocery shopping like I usually do.
Then I get up and get ready to go, only to find out that H wants to wait an hour because he's in the middle of some video game thing. Don't those things have pause buttons? Seriously...

We get to the store and it's very uncrowded. H keeps disappearing, which I hate.
We get all the way home only to find that H used the last of the dish soap and didn't put it on the list. End result, we will not be able to use our dishwasher for the next two weeks. In the grand scheme of things, that is not the end of the world. It is, however, a needless annoyance that could have been avoided by following the simplest rule: put shit on the grocery list when you use the last of it. C'mon!

The cable guy came out on Friday to fix the wall jack as it's been causing our picture to go all rainbowy. They told us they weren't going to charge us, then left us a bill for $150. I know, right? So now I've got to call about that and see what they hell they think they're doing. Damn Comcast!

To top it all off, I tripped over my speaker cord. It flung the entire computer on the floor and screwed up both my power cord (which is not supposed to happen) and my speaker cord, which is now ruined. Now I can't plug a speaker cord or headphones into the computer. The jack doesn't work anymore. So now I have to pull out my Applecare stuff and see if they cover it. I'm so damn angry at myself for doing something so careless with such an expensive and important machine.

The only "good" news I've gotten in days is that I have until July to finish my new novel. That is not a ton of time, but should be enough if I really start applying myself. With that in mind...off I go to write!

Oh, I also found out that the Pit Dernitz footage is almost certainly fake. Had me going, for sure.
Not sure what I'm talking about? Here it is:

 
 
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