30 April 2011 @ 06:42 pm
Kicking ass and taking names...  
and I just realized, I don't give a crap about anyone's name.
It's not like I have the ability to remember names anyway--which sucks because everyone remembers MY name. But I digress...

Have written over 11,000 new words since Tuesday night. Still behind, but it's coming along so very well. I've achieved this largely by neglecting other work. No Parablog this month, no ZZN article this week, and no podcast as of yet. But all my pending podcast peeps were late getting stuff to me--so I'm not taking the full hit on that one. ;-]

The Finster Effect is amazingly fantastic, or so I think. We'll have to see what happens when I go back through this draft. I have a lot left to do in the month I have left (just to turn it in, I will get it back after that). The cruel joke there is that May is sweeps. So I'll be emptying out the DVR so it's ready to record all the important TV happening. I mean to watch The Killing and Game of Thrones but have not had time.

Let my guard down around someone who then proceeded to sucker punch me in the gut.
Guard back in place, and thanks for the reminder, jackass!

H and I stopped ordering delivery food a month ago to make up for the money we spent on the bed. We're doing that until the end of May. Funnily enough, I've lost 7 pounds since April 1. I don't usually talk about such things here, because I think it's weird to compliment or congratulate people for body-stuff. It's like telling someone how great they are for shaving or taking a dump. Just do your thing and leave me out of it.
But yeah...seven pounds. And it's not like we've been replacing delivery food with healthy food. Between us, we eat a pound of bacon about every 2 weeks, and blue box Kraft dinner is my go-to meal when I'm tired or busy. Then again, the Door-to-Door Organics thing is also awesome and makes it so I can eat tons of fruit and veggies.

Okay, this is weird, but I'm thinking of buying a gun. I am not taking questions about why that might be. Nor will I be discussing safety issues--there are no children here, and neither of us is suicidal, or an idiot. And I'm not concerned that perhaps my penis is too small. It's a badass gun, and I likes it.

And finally, if any of my regular LJ readers need a DW invite code, please see me.

Actually dudes, I posted this on Dreamwidth and am crossposting it here. It doesn't mean I love you any less. Honest. On Dreamwidth? Add me: "Wednes."
 
 
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Liadraliadra on May 1st, 2011 12:45 am (UTC)
I'm intrigued by this DW - tell me more, please :)
Wednesday Lee Fridaywednes on May 1st, 2011 03:30 am (UTC)
Dreamwidth rocks. It's basically open-source LJ without the downages. The only difference for me is that I have to host my photos someplace else. I like them a lot. Transferring all my stuff was easy and the layouts are basically the same.
jeffpalmatier: Clint Eastwood Dirty Harryjeffpalmatier on May 1st, 2011 03:10 am (UTC)
I am not taking questions about why that might be.

Wednesday! I remember the last time you owned a gun. It was like a combination of Dirty Harry, Death Wish and Shaun of the Dead!
Wednesday Lee Fridaywednes on May 1st, 2011 03:27 am (UTC)
Actually, I am not usually to sort of person who hangs around guns. A former live-in chap of mine kept them around in some of the most irresponsible ways imaginable. Combine that with drugs and untreated mental illness and you get the polar opposite of super happy fun time.

But I haven't had a major depressive episode in about a decade, and you can never be too prepared for a zombie type situation.
Lorne E. Cook IIImaxverbosity on May 1st, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC)
Nothing less than an automatic. In today's society, you could be unprepared otherwise. :-)
Wednesday Lee Fridaywednes on May 1st, 2011 09:37 pm (UTC)
I think for my purposes, a semi-auto will be fine.
You know...so long as I get hollow point bullets. ;-]
Lorne E. Cook IIImaxverbosity on May 1st, 2011 09:40 pm (UTC)
Exactly. You want the stopping power.
SarahMichigansarahmichigan on May 2nd, 2011 11:49 am (UTC)
I wonder if sodium is the culprit with the fastfood more than fat...

I wanna know who sucker punched you so that I may find him and step on his balls (substitute her/tits for him/balls as appropriate).
Wednesday Lee Fridaywednes on May 2nd, 2011 12:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you. I imagine that if you think about the person I most complain about, you'll get it...

My doc says I am not particularly sensitive to salt, so I dunno...much like my buddy Mikey, I do love a good cheeseburger. ;-]
dionysus1999dionysus1999 on May 5th, 2011 06:46 pm (UTC)
I want a taser, though zombies will likely shrug off the shocks.
Wednesday Lee Fridaywednes on May 5th, 2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
I think tasers are where fast zombies come from.
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