"It's all about Murder, Witchcraft, Insanity, Drugs and Fame. Oh, and Lemon Soda.

I LOVE Lemon Soda!!"
--Wednes Fri


"He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche


"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. "
--Edgar Allen Poe


"Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying,
romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel.
You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
--Alan Moore


"Believe me. If I started killing people, there'd be none of you left."
--Charles Manson


"Every burned book enlightens the world."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson


"There is a pleasure, sure, In being mad, which none but madmen know!"
--John Dryden


"I wish you all had one neck, and that I had my hands on it."
--Carl Panzram


"Fiction is the Truth Inside the Lie."
--Stephen King


"A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing. The wastebasket has evolved for a reason."
--Margaret Atwood


"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
--Albus Dumbledore


"Words, as is well known, are the great foes of reality."
--Joseph Conrad


"You know who the critics are? The men who have failed in literature and art."
--Benjamin Disraeli


"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you"
--Some Wiseass


"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
--Mel Brooks


"If I waited for perfection, I'd never write anything at all."
--Margaret Atwood


"I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else. "
--Steve Irwin


"If I ever meet the guy who thought it was a good idea to mix microphones and drunk people, I'm kicking his ass!"
--Wednesday Lee Friday


"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."
--Albus Dumbledore


“The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.”
--Aleister Crowley


"The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."
--Unknown


“Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.”
--Emo Phillips


"You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. "
--Edward Albee


“Murder is almost always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner”
--Oscar Wilde


"We all go a little mad sometimes, haven't you?"
--Robert Bloch


"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
--Lily Tomlin


"That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
--Sam Jackson


"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world"
--Albert Einstein


"Intolerance is evidence of impotence.”
--Aleister Crowley


"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
--Albert Einstein


"We sow the seed. Nature grows the seed. And then, we eat the seed."
--Neil Pye


"And out of the darkness, the Zombie did call
True pain and suffering he brought to them all
Away ran the children to hide in their beds,
for fear that the devil would chop off their heads"
--Rob Zombie


"Killing people is wrong, destroying demons is good. Don't worry, God will send you your own list when you're older."
--"Dad" Meiks (Frailty)


"Have you seen the roses? There's a whole lot of colours."
--Syd Barrett


"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs."
--Roy Blount


"Blades don't need reloading."
--Max Brooks