Springfield Wednes

My tweets

Springfield Wednes

My tweets

Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Wed, 13:04: But don’t forget, the alt-reich haaaates stifling free speech. Hates it. Guess Chachi isn’t as big a fan of “telling it like it is” after all. https://t.co/VbFQ7oQWty
  • Wed, 16:06: Why are ppl are so shocked whenever they find out that #liberal/progressive folks also own #guns? Readiness for a #zombie apocalypse is not limited to one political ideology. 🤣😂 Still, Wayne LaPierre and the @NRA can get bent over their silence over Phil Castile.
  • Wed, 18:43: It’s weird how all the #COVID deniers who were screaming that the #death numbers were exaggerated are now FURIOUS that #Cuomo was lowballing them. 🤔
  • Wed, 19:25: As it's been a year since I promised my husband I'd make a #will, I actually made one today. I can't have my dope-ass collection of @OriginalFunko Pops falling into the wrong hands after my demise...
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Tue, 17:24: Wait a minute...#FireFauci is trending but Louis DeJoy is still getting paid by taxpayers to screw up one of our oldest public services? Say, @POTUS, I don't suppose you could get on this when you have a free moment...
  • Tue, 17:29: Imagine me smoking a cig and beating a drum while I say RIP to this great literary man. https://t.co/srRyCSd3iz
  • Tue, 18:40: Attn: Ladies in every #crafting community, If you’re really “afraid” to tell your #husband how much you spend on crafting, your marriage is abusive. Domestic #abuse isn’t cute or funny. If you need help, PM me. If you don’t, stop making that “joke.”
  • Tue, 20:54: Hang on. How is there not a gay porn movie titled “All the President’s Men?” Somebody owes me an explanation.
  • Wed, 11:37: Well that’s a relief! Wait... https://t.co/SRyZMlTN32
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Mon, 13:49: I spent $15 Earth dollars to see #Freaky. I was taken aback by how delightfully self-aware, fun, creepy, and charming it was. Vince Vaughn is always so great at portraying fun murderers. But who knew he could play a teenage girl? Also, I want that knife. Soooo stabby!
  • Mon, 19:11: #Feminism, amirite? 😂🤣 Do they call her "Mrs Chapo?" I don't really know how drugs work. 🙃 https://t.co/0V7LPhoN0c
  • Mon, 19:17: SilverSpoon Babyman who stumbled ass-backward into the presidency & teflon'd his way through TWO impeachments and an attempted overthrow of a federal government demands to know why everyone is always picking on him. Related: Can somebody PLEASE get this MFer a Strunk and White? https://t.co/yK9Psn4CqA
  • Mon, 19:36: Apologies to frogs everywhere. Somebody needs to do this with all of these batshit vids. Still, it’s awful when a guy slowly but completely loses his mind right in front of everybody. https://t.co/aLTHtNads9
  • Mon, 20:59: Right? None of these new weirdos know how to government. https://t.co/LiApmEdnls
  • Tue, 07:41: I’ll be taking a break from mental well-being in order to focus on social media. You know, as long as my favorite person on Twitter is slowly disintegrating before my eyes. https://t.co/u3KvwEzaxp
  • Tue, 11:42: Only a few people out there really get me, Like this clever fellow right here. https://t.co/ap6VTeUEZU
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Fri, 13:55: Long weekend of meeting deadlines (kinda) and filling orders. If the power goes out again, I will not be pleased. Also, these Blood on the Rocks soaps turned out delightful. You can git some at Scaredsoapless dot com. https://t.co/cMK3efn591
  • Fri, 14:41: It’s weird how the #GQP is totally cool with travelers from a disease-ridden nation crossing the border to find safer conditions for their family...so long as the refugee in question is @tedcruz. Also, shouldn’t he be in quarantine now that he’s back?
  • Fri, 17:30: Weird how many ppl swore they were canceling @disneyplus last week, but are now posting about enjoying #TheMuppetShow today. Is Lack-of-virtue Signaling a thing? #CancelCulture
  • Fri, 17:50: You’d think Flyin’ Ted would have learned from Mitt Romney that animal cruelty brings universal loathing. https://t.co/fqNY6Vurcc
  • Fri, 20:35: ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US! https://t.co/Gqvt7Jy5bC
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Wed, 12:28: As a lifelong progressive tree-hugging Democrat, it’s unnerving to hear ppl on my own team say “the Weavers” deserve death or torture for writing a book they haven’t even read. Irony is, the book is hilarious and would probably put them in a better mood.
  • Wed, 12:57: Symbolism is symbolic. #MAGA #MagaIsACult Trump Plaza implosion: The Atlantic City casino came down this morning https://t.co/xdVj5RTCYc via @YouTube
  • Wed, 13:00: If even nice people are rejoicing at your death, you lived the life of an asshole.
  • Wed, 18:13: They: "Can't you think of ONE decent thing to say about Rush Limbaugh?" Me: I can think of 2. 1. He was pretty funny on Family Guy that one time. 2. He can never hurt anyone else ever again. #goodriddance #RotInHellRush #RotInHell
  • Wed, 18:17: Does anybody know how I can get cast in one of these @DisneyStudios villain movies? I was born to play Mad Madame Mim.
  • Wed, 18:49: More death threats? Really? If you don't have anything better to do than wish for my violent demise, your boring-ass life must super suck. FFS, if @DonaldJTrumpJr gets elected to something, it won't be because of me. I'm not remotely that powerful, & I loathe his politics. Duh.
  • Wed, 19:15: Holy wow! @Shudder just added The Ninth Configuration. I haven’t seen that movie since the 80s, when I was waaaay too young for it. #horror #HorrorMovies
  • Wed, 19:54: I’m seeing #RushLimbaughRIP posts with the #ConfederateFlag at half mast. I honestly can’t tell whether that’s homage or shade. #goodriddance #BurnInHellRush
  • Thu, 07:56: They (all last month): How can you tell @tedcruz to resign? He hasn’t been charged with a crime! People need him! Me: For what? *today* Me: Ted Cruz is flying off to someplace warm while Texans are freezing and dying. They: Wow, maybe he should resign. Me: You think? 🤬🤯
  • Thu, 08:17: Here’s an idea, never EVER try to pull rank on me when discussing #TheAddamsFamily... ...as if I haven’t been living and breathing it my whole life. Just don’t do it. *nike swoosh*
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