Thu, 13:30: Chuck Todd agrees with @realDonaldTrump that the disease killing us by the thousands is a total buzzkill. So Anybody not getting airlifted to Walter Reed is doomed, right? Sucks. I was on track for another birthday this year...
Wed, 14:44: I wish there was a way to know if things are gonna get better next week or if it’s all gonna get infinity-times-worse. I cannot live through a worse version of this. It’s too much. Hubs and I had the mammogram argument again. JFC...
Wed, 15:47: Is there a sadder statement about #Trumpism than ppl continuing to praise the cruel monster who literally left them to die in the cold? No, I’m asking. #TrumpRallyOmaha
Thu, 03:55: I am totally here for this Vince Vaughn serial killer Freaky Friday thing. But WTF is up with the trailer calling him “old?” Pat Robertson is old. Vince Vaughn has at least 30 more years of sexy ahead.
Tue, 16:30: Hey, @FamilyGuyonFOX & @TheSimpsons—I still haven’t seen the eps that got preempted by stupid boring baseball. Are they ever gonna be OnDemand? It’s been over a week. The world is shit, and the least I deserve is #cartoons. Or is #ScotusSham destroying those for everybody too?
Mon, 14:38: When I was a stoned 20-something, we dreamed of a day when @tacobell delivered. Now they do, but they discontinued all the food I like. No Mexican pizza, no mexi-melts, no apple dessert thingys. Cruel fate, why do you mock me?!?
Mon, 20:55: Hey fellow #potheads, what #strain is best for forgetting that you’re living in a fucktangular hellscape? #AmyConeyBarrettSCOTUS is the key to stealing healthcare, invalidating basic rights of millions, abolishing the minimum wage, and further eroding votings rights. 🤬
Sun, 00:19: FFS, @nbcsnl. We get it. Trump sucks and politics is stupid. Quit pointing out the absurdist nightmare we’re living in and make me fucking #laugh. Please. #SNL
Sun, 01:04: Did y’all see #MikeyDay gyrating in the cowboy outfit during #WeekendUpdate? There might have also been jokes or something, I’m honestly not sure. But if there’s more footage of that someplace, I should very much like to see it. @nbcsnl
Thu, 12:34: Is it normal to find 1,000 reasons to suddenly change your mind less than an hour before the vet comes to do end-of-life? He looked at me. Maybe he’s fine. He tried to walk, maybe he’s fine. Sniffed his food? He’s practically cancer free? God dammit. Today sucks so fucking hard. https://t.co/gER5jqmiRj
Thu, 16:29: Am I dreaming? This is really what the sitting #POTUS released because he thought it made him look good?!? He sounds like a 6-year-old with oppositional defiance disorder. What a petulant little fool. #60minuteshttps://t.co/oLqPrLmJT8
Thu, 18:47: Getting dressed finally and found it quite easy to tuck in my shirt while standing up. Am I high, or does that mean I’m qualified to be the mayor of #NewYorkCity? Because that would be dope AF.
Fri, 11:09: I realize there’s nothing funny about what’s happening to American government. But watching @megynkelly stan for DJT while pretending to be an actual journalist is chuckleworthy AF. Who do these panderers think they’re fooling?
Wed, 12:27: So...my favorite #cat I’ve ever had is near #death. I’m afraid to get out of bed because the thought of discovering his little body is too much right now. I’m such a wuss. 2020 can fucking blow me.
Thu, 10:41: It’s tragic how many #conservative#men think it’s creepy and uncomfortable for a #father to show affection for his #son. That cold withholding crap is how y’all became conservative men in the 1st place. Happy ppl don’t hurt others for fun. @JoeBiden 💜💙
Tue, 18:42: If I understand the @GOP mindset correctly, it’s NBD to enable #treason, sidestep #accountability, & pave the way for a brutal madman—so long as eventually you make a statement that you were “conflicted” about it. 🙄 No one will be #conflicted when we vote your asses out!
Tue, 19:32: They: You're so mean to that guy online. Me: He's a dick. He was a dick to me in school. They: Why don't you just unfriend? Me: But...how else will I be able to tell him I think he's a dick? He needs to know. HE NEEDS TO KNOW!! They: That seems dickish of you. Me: *unfriend* Fin.