Springfield Wednes

My tweets

Springfield Wednes

My tweets

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Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Fri, 15:18: Was today years old when I learned #Texas has its own pledge. I guess the #TexasTaliban has always been power hungry. No wonder they started a #TexasWarOnWomen. https://t.co/6uVGtyng3H
  • Fri, 16:01: There’s a @jimmyjohns less than a mile from me, but they’ve been saying for over a week that they don’t deliver to my complex. Not cool, Sammich Fam. You delivered here all summer.
  • Fri, 16:45: H: Are you becoming a crazy cat lady like that Ellenor Abernathy? Me: Of course not—why would you even ask that? H: Amazon says 2 cat-size #Halloween #costumes are arriving today. Me: https://t.co/SzSoDnpFEl
  • Sat, 10:33: Hey so…how many times has Bob #Woodward known we were close to [horrific and deadly thing DJT was doing] but held off on telling us because his book wasn’t out yet? That attitude is for thrilling fiction, not stuff that could have impacted say, an impeachment.
  • Sat, 11:49: FFS, @Nextdoor posters, every person you don’t know that happens to be in your vicinity is not “suspicious.” What’s suspicious is you spying on everyone from your front window, believing they owe you an explanation for their existence.
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Thu, 13:52: Apparently I’m off work today because of Yom Kippur. I never get holidays off for being a #TST member. We need to come up with a Satanic equivalent to major holidays. Satanic Purim would be Dionysian AF.
  • Thu, 17:26: Just heard that people are taking medical advice from a guy too unstable to be allowed in #Metallica. Is “Symphony of Destruction” really what #MAGA country is looking for in a #pandemic? #Megadeth? #DoNotComply
  • Thu, 18:06: I was asked to describe the “#whitest” thing about myself. I wasn’t sure. I cook spicy food & dance like an angel with rhythm. Then I remembered that I was almost 20 before I found out Charles #Schulz didn’t actually invent #Jazz (because I only heard it in Peanuts cartoons).
  • Thu, 20:19: A MAGA/Q associate just informed me that I "Hate America." I realized that "Hate America" is how these fine folks interpret: "There are things about America that need to change." Imagine if we really "hated" everything we tried to change for the better. My brain is breaking!
  • Thu, 21:54: You guys, #Florida can't be #Vietnam. The Donald actually went there. #FloridaIsVietnam
  • Thu, 21:57: I was today years old when I learned there are people who prefer #BarneyMiller to #WelcomeBackKotter. How does it feel to be that wrong? Does...does it hurt? https://t.co/U14pzq4PSi
  • Thu, 23:00: Well, the #Brooklyn99 finale was poignant, funny, and sweet—but could have used more #Pimento. Title of your sex movie. #FanService #BrooklynNineNine
  • Fri, 00:15: What’s with the most science-denying people I know throwing around the phrase “monoclonal antibodies” like they’re suddenly Jonas fucking Salk? #VaccineMandate #GOPDeathCult #Vaccinated
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

Springfield Wednes

My tweets

Springfield Wednes

My tweets