Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Fri, 22:16: If herd immunity really does turn out to be our COVID plan, it would be a goddamn miracle for me to survive it. And that’s what will happen if that prick is allowed to steal another election by rigging @Scotus. That was a pretty nice democracy we had once.
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Mon, 15:50: I wonder if these gentlemen ever consider that ppl might trust them more if they stop lying to cover up their own acts of violence and thuggery. https://t.co/hbSp0gzgsv
  • Mon, 17:30: Asked my buddy to drive me to see @DonaldJTrumpJr in Macomb Ct tonight. He thinks I'm kidding. I'm "kidding" like a high school boy asking for a BJ. I'm waiting to hear your answer before confirming that I'm only joking...unless you're into it? No? Okay, joking. You sure? JK Jk.
  • Mon, 20:35: Wait, do I have this right? @jk_rowling 's rampant transphobia was really just laying the groundwork for her new book's publicity campaign? That is a @realDonaldTrump level of damaging cruelty & general grossness. Even Proff Umbridge wouldn't sacrifice trans lives for book sales.
  • Tue, 00:56: To the prankster who sent me this: I will hurt you for this. The day will come when you think you are safe and happy. And your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. Unless it was actually @DonaldJTrumpJr, in which case, Thanks, man! https://t.co/Nfi1XgHlDE
  • Tue, 08:43: Who the hell is “Joe Rogen” and why the hell should I care?
  • Tue, 08:43: RT @CheriJacobus: Do you make less than $400k per year? Great, then you are part of the 91.5% of Americans who will NOT be taxed more under…
  • Tue, 08:57: I know it’s expected that haters are gonna trash talk on the twitters. It just seems...unseemly when revolting commentary finds its way to @Pontifex.
  • Tue, 09:27: You just watch soon fans will have to call him #Brocktoon. #snl #MikeMyers #MrBelevedere https://t.co/iYUVNG1QRZ
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Sun, 03:26: Okay, honestly, do ppl on the right really not know that gift phones are routinely wiped and destroyed? Why do they always talk about this commonplace procedure as if it’s some outlandish conspiracy?
  • Sun, 04:45: Okay, who are these people who watched #Cuties and think it’s pro-exploitation? One hour in, movie is uncomfortable as shit, and you’d have to be pretty disgusting to find this hot. Also, Aminata is also name of the lead girl from #TheBookOfNegroes. #cutiesnetflix
  • Sun, 11:50: RT @BrianKeene: No newsletter today. Instead I'll be giving a speech about Career Longevity and How to Weather the Storm today at 1pm (East…
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Wed, 19:36: I am curious to know why anyone thinks idiots who wouldn’t listen to #WHO or the #CDC or Dr Fauci would’ve somehow taken pandemic advice from Bob #Woodward? Pandemic deaths in the US belong on the CV of ONE man, and he’s a cruel, corrupt monster—not a journalist.
  • Thu, 01:34: I’m not sure why it falls on me to explain this to @FullFrontalSamB , but @jtimberlake is an American treasure. #BeBest
Springfield Wednes

My tweets

  • Sun, 16:53: What is it with ppl who are on TV at least weekly with multiple social media accounts—always bitching about how they’re being censored and no one can hear their message? Maybe your message just sucks.