Whaddaya MEAN you've never heard of me?!?

• January 23rd, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Wed, 20:30: What phrase would you strike from existence if you could? I’ll start: “If I can do it, anybody can!” Granted, it’s… https://t.co/eJGzGll49s
• Thu, 02:41: Not sure who needs to hear this, but Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina IS NOT PUNK ROCK. @LateNightSeth

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• January 22nd, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Tue, 23:14: Can somebody make an app that lets me send @SterlingKBrown a hug at the end of every episode of @NBCThisisUs? So. Many. Feels.

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• January 20th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Sun, 16:33: How come when @PayPal says my transferred funds should show up in one business day, @ComericaBank says it has to ta… https://t.co/Be7qXbvRAk

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• January 19th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Sat, 23:59: We have a few of these goats milk & honey citrus soaps leftover from a holiday bazar. They’re hilariously underpric… https://t.co/9CxlI1dDMV
• Sun, 04:29: Holy whaaaa?!? https://t.co/COZyNJU13f

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• January 17th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Thu, 22:41: Guess what? The free meds our pharmacy was providing are going away. Plus all of our Med deductibles just went way… https://t.co/q11gl3Y13P
• Fri, 05:02: Finally catching up with the Jeopardy champion tourney. I don’t know who that smug little pug is with @KenJennings… https://t.co/1vSr8iimTB

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• January 15th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Tue, 19:43: It’s almost as if someone who’s been in the public eye since the 80s relied on us already knowing that he wasn’t a… https://t.co/gA6A2Bc9AN
• Wed, 05:19: In case I haven’t said so, @ArizerSolo is my new favorite thing.

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• January 14th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Mon, 21:30: Art is artful. https://t.co/rcwFxOp9Ku
• Tue, 03:12: Maybe #VinceVaughn was just asking DJT to let the refugees out of the Trumpcamps? Or to help Australia? Or anything… https://t.co/ZU0N66D4ff

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• January 9th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Wed, 21:58: Only if the shark eats people because of ocean pollution and climate change. And he talks. That’s at least as smart… https://t.co/3BrXBir7N6
• Wed, 22:21: Everybody has been waiting for single bar #shark #soaps. Here they be! #scaredsoapless #sharks #meltandpoursoap Ava… https://t.co/GDamiaDIJ8

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• January 8th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Tue, 17:41: If we could all stop pretending we “had” to kill an “evil man,” because he did bad things, that’d be great. We don’… https://t.co/iutvkLyA6F
• Wed, 05:22: RT @MsgToObserver: I lost both legs in Iraq, this pic is me walking again for the 1st time (I'd spend 2yrs in a hospital recovering). The o…

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• January 7th, 2020, 12:00 pm

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• Tue, 06:27: We’re introducing soaps of the Fae. Buy em at ScaredSoapless dot com. https://t.co/S2kXDjsaIt

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