Sun, 15:43: They didn’t mention her in the #Brooklyn99 finale, but I’m going to presume that Captain Olivia Crawford also had a good future. It’s very likely she’d want to be involved in #PoliceReform. JS.
Sat, 14:03: Friend: Do you think the Trumps are gonna be at that #rally for the #January6thInsurrection terrorists? Me: Do I think the #Trump family is going to give up a Saturday to show solidarity and support for #MAGA ppl they don’t need anymore? Um…no, I don’t think that.
Sat, 17:49: Woke up to realize how sad it is that Sam #Kinison is no longer with us. He would have been the most entertaining #Jeopardy host ever. Cruel fate, why do you mock me???
Sat, 17:58: Hey, @DonaldJTrumpJr, don’t think it’s gone unnoticed that you tweeted ONCE to beg your dads cultists to stop storming the Capitol ion 1/6, but at least 5 times today to insult law enforcement for…I guess showing up to defend the place? #January6th
Sat, 10:33: Hey so…how many times has Bob #Woodward known we were close to [horrific and deadly thing DJT was doing] but held off on telling us because his book wasn’t out yet? That attitude is for thrilling fiction, not stuff that could have impacted say, an impeachment.
Sat, 11:49: FFS, @Nextdoor posters, every person you don’t know that happens to be in your vicinity is not “suspicious.” What’s suspicious is you spying on everyone from your front window, believing they owe you an explanation for their existence.
Thu, 13:52: Apparently I’m off work today because of Yom Kippur. I never get holidays off for being a #TST member. We need to come up with a Satanic equivalent to major holidays. Satanic Purim would be Dionysian AF.
Thu, 18:06: I was asked to describe the “#whitest” thing about myself. I wasn’t sure. I cook spicy food & dance like an angel with rhythm. Then I remembered that I was almost 20 before I found out Charles #Schulz didn’t actually invent #Jazz (because I only heard it in Peanuts cartoons).
Thu, 20:19: A MAGA/Q associate just informed me that I "Hate America." I realized that "Hate America" is how these fine folks interpret: "There are things about America that need to change." Imagine if we really "hated" everything we tried to change for the better. My brain is breaking!
Tue, 15:09: Pence isn’t just a homophobic loon who calls his wife “Mother.” He’s a power-hungry monster who needed the sane rationality of *checks notes* Dan Quayle to do anything remotely like the right thing. JFC… https://t.co/n5ocsJloKY
Wed, 00:16: How much did #California taxpayers lose funding the @GOP ‘s attempt to oust #GavinNewsom for the terrible crime of keeping his constituents alive? Is it more or less than the bounties #Texas taxpayers are paying to snitches?
Sun, 17:44: Wait, did @joerogan really threaten to #sue @CNN for joking about him eating #horse paste? 😂🤣 He’s a “fuck your feelings” guy who whines about how #snowflake#libs can’t take a joke, right? Has a progressive ever threatened to sue over #humor? Ever? I’m asking.